Hollywood Life is Comparable to High School Life

Hollywood is so like high school, what with its cliques and gossip. Everybody wants to accept each other in this showbiz world. If they don't, they become suicidal to the point of  'accidentally' overdosing themselves. There ain't such thing as accidentally overdosing yourself. Why do they become so suicidal? I mean, they got so much going for them. They're celebrities, for pete's sake. I guess they want others approval. But they should have loved themselves more. Who cares about others' judgement, criticism of you become you before you 'accidentally' overdosing on yourself? You have so much to live for, celebrities of the world.

Fountain of Youth

I am eternally youthful. I will never, ever, EVAH so much as aged. Curse genetics! No one will ever, not ever take me seriously. Though I am of middle age, I look like I just started high school! Why can't I ever look my age?! Sometimes I hate my genes!
You know what? The young want to look older, and the old want to stay younger. How about that?
All I want is to be taken seriously. I am NOT a kid, (though like one!) I can understand adult topics. Why must y'all ignore and treat me like an little kid when I could just as well speak and understand like any adult would?